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vegas_touge
06-08-2005, 08:32 PM
i wrote a song for you...k...here it goes

(back beat is D12 & Eminem-My Band)

i dunno dood....i think everyons all jealous and shit...cause im like the lead driver in D1 man...and i think everyone who cant handle my choku doris needs to take it up with me after the event

BECAUSE THESE CHICKS DONT EVEN KNOW THE NAME OF MY CAR....BUT THEYRE ALL UP ON ME CAUSE I CAN DRIFT FAR...CAUSE ONCE I SMOKE MY TIRES THEYLL KNOW IM ON FIRE...ALL BECAUSE IM THE LEAD DRIFTER OF D1

so i get on the track right and pop the clutch...walk up to these JDMChicks an im all like...sup ladies my names Tim Shady and im lead drifter of D1 baby...theyre all like OH MY GOD ITS TIM OH KAGOME OH FUKIN GOD ITS TIM....I SWEAR TO FUKIN GOD YOU FUKIN ROCK...PLEASE WONT YOU PLEASE LET ME DRIFT YER COCK

by now the rest of the drifters get jealous...SPECIALLY WHEN I DROP THE CLUTCH AND DO MY CHOKU DORIS..home chicks start yellin all the hot babes throw their bras and shirts and panties on my car...so like every single night they pick a drift with me...but when we fight its kinda like D1 Gran Prix...cause theyre back on the track the next night with with me...dood i just think yer trying to steal my line from me...yesterday keiichi tried to pull a knife on me cause i told him Nomura is a better drifter than he...this drift star shit is the life for and all the other drifters hate me...

BECAUSE THESE CHICKS DONT EVEN KNOW THE NAME OF MY CAR....BUT THEYRE ALL UP ON ME CAUSE I CAN DRIFT FAR...CAUSE ONCE I SMOKE MY TIRES THEYLL KNOW IM ON FIRE...ALL BECAUSE IM THE LEAD DRIFTER OF D1

Pretty Waste
06-08-2005, 08:37 PM
lennon, I should get some credit for this...

dorkidori sil80 (8:13:50 PM): u know
Pretty Waste (8:13:54 PM): I do..
dorkidori sil80 (8:14:02 PM): im just waiting for the day when Tim goes nad walks up to one of those jap girls and says "
dorkidori sil80 (8:14:31 PM): "sup ladies...my names tim shady...im the lead singer of D12 baby"
Pretty Waste (8:14:37 PM): LMAO
Pretty Waste (8:15:06 PM): More like "Sup ladies, my anmes Tim Shady, I'm the driver of a s13 baby"
dorkidori sil80 (8:15:30 PM): lmFAO
dorkidori sil80 (8:15:33 PM): HOLD ON HAHHAHAHAHAH
dorkidori sil80 (8:15:36 PM): im LAFFIN too hard
Pretty Waste (8:15:40 PM): lol
dorkidori sil80 (8:15:41 PM): im gonna write a song all about tim
dorkidori sil80 (8:15:42 PM): LMAO

kaotic
06-08-2005, 09:19 PM
http://www.trimpe.org/jr/pictures/bunny-with-pancake.jpg

lv-180sx
06-08-2005, 10:40 PM
lol, Lennon you have to much free time :haha:

WCiLauren
06-09-2005, 02:17 PM
jeez, tim and those weird ass pictures. I kinda dug the one that he sent me through PM...

kaotic
06-09-2005, 04:40 PM
pfft... this is the best one of all time...
OMG I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING WHEN I LOOK AT HER FACE.. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
http://www.trimpe.org/jr/pictures/youlooktasty.jpg
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

kaotic
06-09-2005, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by vegas_touge@Jun 8 2005, 07:32 PM
i wrote a song for you...k...here it goes

(back beat is D12 & Eminem-My Band)

i dunno dood....i think everyons all jealous and shit...cause im like the lead driver in D1 man...and i think everyone who cant handle my choku doris needs to take it up with me after the event

BECAUSE THESE CHICKS DONT EVEN KNOW THE NAME OF MY CAR....BUT THEYRE ALL UP ON ME CAUSE I CAN DRIFT FAR...CAUSE ONCE I SMOKE MY TIRES THEYLL KNOW IM ON FIRE...ALL BECAUSE IM THE LEAD DRIFTER OF D1

so i get on the track right and pop the clutch...walk up to these JDMChicks an im all like...sup ladies my names Tim Shady and im lead drifter of D1 baby...theyre all like OH MY GOD ITS TIM OH KAGOME OH FUKIN GOD ITS TIM....I SWEAR TO FUKIN GOD YOU FUKIN ROCK...PLEASE WONT YOU PLEASE LET ME DRIFT YER COCK

by now the rest of the drifters get jealous...SPECIALLY WHEN I DROP THE CLUTCH AND DO MY CHOKU DORIS..home chicks start yellin all the hot babes throw their bras and shirts and panties on my car...so like every single night they pick a drift with me...but when we fight its kinda like D1 Gran Prix...cause theyre back on the track the next night with with me...dood i just think yer trying to steal my line from me...yesterday keiichi tried to pull a knife on me cause i told him Nomura is a better drifter than he...this drift star shit is the life for and all the other drifters hate me...

BECAUSE THESE CHICKS DONT EVEN KNOW THE NAME OF MY CAR....BUT THEYRE ALL UP ON ME CAUSE I CAN DRIFT FAR...CAUSE ONCE I SMOKE MY TIRES THEYLL KNOW IM ON FIRE...ALL BECAUSE IM THE LEAD DRIFTER OF D1
http://www.trimpe.org/jr/pictures/youreahomo.jpg

cfinch
06-09-2005, 06:31 PM
I want that 5 minutes of my life back =(

vegas_touge
06-10-2005, 12:48 AM
fuk you...you wasted it on reading it...its mine now...deal with it BITCH!!!

kaotic
06-19-2005, 11:57 PM
damn Len... im even drunk right now and that shit still isnt funny...

BUT THIS SURE AS HELL IS!
http://www.trimpe.org/jr/pictures/youlooktasty.jpg

WCiLauren
06-20-2005, 01:00 PM
rofl...
*offtopic* i actually watched that muary episode when she was on there... i think they made her do the hoolahoop..... or wait did she make the funny faces... i dunno...